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The Meme Team: Episode 1: Praise It Then Raze It

Have You Heard The Good Word?

Our squad, through methods of dubious legality, smoked out a traitor from the house of Portelli and set their sights on the rival Belloni household while also recruiting new brothers and sisters into the Church of Gollum. The manor was well guarded, but by knocking on the front door Egos was able to slip inside and be detected by two suspicious figures who immediately fled. He quickly gave chase while his comrades were either busy blessing a suspect's weapons or violating terms of their parole outside. Who are these mysterious people? Will Doomfist reprimand Morgryn for his illegal assault? Do blessings of Gollum actually provide +1 enchantment bonuses on weapons? Find out next week on  コーリー ホワイトハウスでチョー大変!  

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A Hero's Journey

It all began on the inside of Baford Maximum Security Prison. Morgryn 'Bashy Calzoni', the dwarven rager, was doing time for 3 proven counts of murder. Egos the tiefling cook and explosive specialist was doing time for arson and intent to to distribute. The oral sensation known only as the Ronald to women, got hit with felony tax evasion and failure to secure a permit. Lastly, the holy dwarven cleric of Gollum, PBUH, known as Rupert got caught up in impersonating a lawyer. Rupert and Bashy had previous run ins together in the past, but it all caught up with them eventually. But the City of Baford got a new king one day who was soft on crime, and let these jokers out on parole. King Maboa let these bad hombres out on the condition that they be escorted on parole for the remainder of their sentences. King Maboa felt that these souls needed the guidance of a wise, stable, well-adjusted individual, so he reached out to the local temple and employed the monk known as Doomfist to help these criminals adjust back to life on the outside.

In an attempt to teach the parolees a lesson in gainful legal employment, Doomfist arranged a meeting with a noble in the city of St. Mary who has a need for adventurers who lack connections to the city. You are to meet them at the Good Knight's Sleep Inn and Tavern downtown to discuss terms and the mission.

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